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"At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare."

- Caitlin Moran  (via wethinkwedream)

This so much…. These words. Wow

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thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

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sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

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tomo137:

Gunna be honest. Took me a while

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theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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monicalewinsky1996:

brooklynboobala:

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Just me and some pals flaunting our perfect bods

I love that this has almost 12k notes and I really hope that the majority of commentary has been positive because it is a fucking awesome image.

its a surprising number of young gay men captioning it “me”

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coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day

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thecatsmustbecrazy:

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BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

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  • Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
  • Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
  • Mom: show me where it says that
  • Me: levictus 19:19
  • "'Keep my decrees.
  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
  • Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality
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